So this guy on Twitter asked people to say when last their Nigerian fathers hugged them. Some of the responses will make you want to do like this:
But why it gotta be embarrasing though?
Trying to hug your father and he looks at you like: “What you doing boy?”
At least this one got hugged, even if it was two years ago and it was just a lousy side hug:
This one last got hugged from the womb!
This guy can’t even comprehend how to initiate the thing:
But really, you don’t hug Nigerian fathers, you prostrate for them.
Hug for where? When hand dey.
Sardonic! Cold! *sigh*
When you try to sneak a hug to your Nigerian father but he’s not buying it:
Eez not even that the file got corrupted, it does not even exist!
Nigga didn’t even want to shake hands!
African fathers have really been too conditioned to be hard: