If you use Twitter as much as the average millennial does, you would have seen the most ridiculous things – so we probably cannot shock you. And if you don’t, please power through, I promise it will be worth it.
Full disclosure: If you are very sensitive about religion, please move on to the next post, it’s funny too. If you’re not, then welcome to the most hilarious two minutes of your day.
The religious ones are still here. No one listens to me.
Yesterday during a particularly mindless wander through the Twitter streets, I stumbled upon what is probably one of the best accounts on that app. This Twitter account, MedievalReacts, animates all of our modern day problems using ancient art, pictures and statues – like this is how the people in old Jerusalem would have reacted if they had some of our problems.
Here are some of the most ridiculous so far:
when you grindin' in the club and the lights come on pic.twitter.com/E74bQba8vm
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) July 2, 2015
when you invite him round for bible and chill and he starts getting touchy pic.twitter.com/ms74pTR5Ft
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) July 1, 2015
When she tries to kiss you after a blowjob pic.twitter.com/YY5GMhGFGD
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) June 7, 2015
when the side hoe tells you she's pregnant pic.twitter.com/DMCBjPOaw8
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) May 29, 2015
When you gotta ditch the one night stand without waking them up pic.twitter.com/b2h9k42eeZ
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) May 27, 2015
When you with the boys and she sends nudes pic.twitter.com/dLQbV1wQvs
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) May 21, 2015
When you take off your bra after a long day pic.twitter.com/FZBMRk5uaL
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) May 13, 2015
When his pull out game weak pic.twitter.com/ucHVuLSMln
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) May 11, 2015
And my personal best:
Summer body goals ? pic.twitter.com/EoVK8U4eqO
— Medieval Reactions (@MedievalReacts) April 6, 2015
Was I right or not? Do you want your two minutes back? You can tell me.