11 Tweets About This Buharinomics That Will Make You Shake Your Head

1. Onigbeses can no longer pay their debts o!

When you ask your debtor for money and he/she is like "how much money am i owing you that you wont allow me to rest sef" ?. pic.twitter.com/C3vpJLv1gw
— Ademola™ (@Daking_Iam) January 10, 2017

2. Money isn’t even trying to chill in our wallets these days.

Money be flying away from mans wallet these days, walahi. Can't believe how much I have left in my wallet.
— 'Fola (@TillyTillie) May 14, 2016

3. You can’t even afford to play small rough play.

Guys, I'm dying here ?????? pic.twitter.com/GGHLzYitu6
— Jemila (@jem2gem) January 8, 2017

4. Someone should give Nigerians World Cup for their patience and resilience.

Dollar at N500
Sardine at N300
Pure water at N250
And we Nigerians haven't gone to war. You should congratulate us for our maturity https://t.co/rnHMsiRBwh
— Mr MatchMaker (@Tha_Mentalist) January 6, 2017

5. Na wa o! In this recession?

Who's renting 2 bedroom for 10M tho?
That person doesn't know what recession is. pic.twitter.com/VZTeEp03dr
— Eric Okafor (@KneWKeeD) January 15, 2017

6. How to price iPhone in a recession:

Make it dirty and sell it to me for 20k"@jackdre02: Clean Iphone 6 for sale 100K. Contact me if interested….."
— Perlizzo Listenzario (@prinzgbemi) July 21, 2015

7. This hilarious tweet about 5 Alive.

5 alive is N500 here o I think it's N100 for each alive ?
— kanyewestafrica (@KANYEWESTAFRICA) January 10, 2017

8. Sugar daddies are now stingy with their sugar.

Nigerian sugar daddies before Buhari and after Buhari pic.twitter.com/V5gDG4C0N2
— ujah ♒️ (@DrCraigUjeez) January 10, 2017

9. We’ll all kuku be one with mosquitoes at this point.

Lol raid is now 770… is like one will have to find a way to live peacefully with mosquitoes
— Aunty Social (@exschoolnerd) January 14, 2017

10. People with babies are trying o.

SMA gold is 4000 plus
Cerelac is 3000

And some babies eat like tigers ????
— Abimbola (@Bimzee_) January 16, 2017

11. Daddy Bubu, well done o!

St. Louis Sugar was ₦180 as at June 2015.
10:15 PM last night , it sold for ₦540.

Shout out to ya boy @MBuhari
— kobi (@Mhagayr) January 14, 2017

11 Tweets About This Buharinomics That Will Make You Shake Your Head

1. Onigbeses can no longer pay their debts o!

2. Money isn’t even trying to chill in our wallets these days.

3. You can’t even afford to play small rough play.

4. Someone should give Nigerians World Cup for their patience and resilience.

5. Na wa o! In this recession?

6. How to price iPhone in a recession:

7. This hilarious tweet about 5 Alive.

8. Sugar daddies are now stingy with their sugar.

9. We’ll all kuku be one with mosquitoes at this point.

10. People with babies are trying o.

11. Daddy Bubu, well done o!

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11 Tweets About This Buharinomics That Will Make You Shake Your Head

1. Onigbeses can no longer pay their debts o!

2. Money isn’t even trying to chill in our wallets these days.

3. You can’t even afford to play small rough play.

4. Someone should give Nigerians World Cup for their patience and resilience.

5. Na wa o! In this recession?

6. How to price iPhone in a recession:

7. This hilarious tweet about 5 Alive.

8. Sugar daddies are now stingy with their sugar.

9. We’ll all kuku be one with mosquitoes at this point.

10. People with babies are trying o.

11. Daddy Bubu, well done o!

About the Authors

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OUR MISSION

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