1. “Who are the network providers again?”
Ah! How many years and you don’t remember MTN?2. “How do you load [insert network provider] credit again?”
I can’t even vex. I’m still here and I don’t even know it.3. “I really missed [insert Nigerian food].”
Ehn! Go and eat na.4. “Ugh! The internet is so slow here.”
Na so we see am.5. “How much is that in [insert dollars/pounds]?”
You see yourself.6. “Has light always been this bad?”
What are you asking?7. “Oh! When did they renovate [insert first place they visit]?”
Let’s go, biko.8. “OMG! It’s sooo hot.”
We apologize on behalf of the sun.