17 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Nollywood

*auditions in Nollywood*
Director: Are you a good actor?

Person: yes

Director: then we don't need you……next!!

— consigliere (@moyodre1) October 23, 2015

It's like if they've not visited a boutique in a Nollywood film or sipped juice through straws, they're not yet in love.

— T. Rankïn' ∆ (@AfroVII) October 25, 2015

That time Nollywood movies will use people's houses but would forget to take down their family portraits.

— kecy francis-anosike (@ShutUpKecy) October 6, 2015

That girl is chewing gum? She must be a prostitute – Nollywood

— consigliere (@moyodre1) October 10, 2015

Why do people in Nollywood films always have their luggage packed ready to move out?

— T. Rankïn' ∆ (@AfroVII) September 13, 2015

In Nollywood settings, a babalawo would have told Ahmed, "My son, look at that clock on the wall, one day it would make you famous"..

— Princess Pepisko Pepeye (@MissIgho) September 17, 2015

When there is a flash back inside a flash back.

Nollywood

— MakingTheRightNoise (@ThisConnectd) August 16, 2015

Only place I've seen jazz work is in nollywood movies.

— bot. (@sageseid) August 12, 2015

It's only in Nollywood that policemen will go and bust witches inside their coven and arrest all of them.

— Online Olúbàdàn | (@gboukzi) June 17, 2015

I just watched a clip from a Nollywood movie of a pastor and a demon swordfighting, how's your morning going?

— Sir Slay (@TheBlackHermit) June 26, 2015

It was only a matter of time before Nollywood embarrassed us all #GOT pic.twitter.com/YcWnbFtDcr

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) July 7, 2014

Man is calling twitter. Only in Nollywood pic.twitter.com/ekpQf4SqJw

— Salma (@Salmaaa_O) January 21, 2014

It's only in Nollywood that man will carry ashewo to a hotel to smash and end up ministering the word of the Lord to her.

— Premium Babe (@OriginalMgbeke) January 26, 2014

Only in Nollywood movie that someone will die when the gun pointed at them did not get fired. Lol

— SisiYėmmié.com 💛 (@Sisi_Yemmie) June 14, 2013

Nollywood will not kill me,how can an actor die wearing ankara and his ghost comes back wearing jeans abi boutique dey for heaven ni ?

— Comedian LaughorYawn (@LaughorYawn) October 24, 2015

I blame Nollywood, I mean if they're using stethoscope to test for HIV why won't Nigerians think antibiotics can cure it?

— Sir Slay (@TheBlackHermit) November 26, 2014