1. When people ask where you’re from and you tell them you’re Nigerian…
What’s doing this one?2. When people call you half-caste.
So I’m only half pure abi?3. When you tell people you’re Yoruba/Igbo but they insist you’re Fulani.
Is it by force?4. When someone says you’re beautiful only because you’re mixed race.
So Nigerians are not fine abi?5. When someone keeps telling you they want mixed race babies by force.
Kuku go and buy them in Balogun market.6. When people say all mixed race people are hot.
Ok oh, we have heard!7. When people touch your hair and ask why a half-caste person like you has Nigerian hair.
As I’m now half Nigerian nko?8. When everybody acts really nice to you because they believe you’re Oyinbo.
Who no like better thing?9. When you can’t even complain about Nigeria’s issues because nobody believes you’ve lived in Nigeria all your life.
Na wa o!