1. Everyday is no shave day
Nobody will kuku see it!2. You can wear purple bra with pink panties and not give a single shit
Zero fucks given.3. Weekends are spent with the actual love of your life: TV
No greater bae is needed.4. How you flirt with all the boys because you belong to NO ONE!
I’m very free.5. Valentine’s day is really just for showing yourself more love
But who can love me better than me?