1. When you have hearts to break with your agbada at 12:00 PM, and Ibrahim Tailor still isn’t picking your calls at 10:30

2. If you’ve ever referred to yourself as a ‘Yoruba demon’, just take your Lagos boy title and be going

3. When you’ve finally made it to the owambe and you can’t find your squad to do a grand entrance with

4. Expect this kind of behaviour from a Lagos boy when they finally get the red-bottoms they’ve been saving for:

5. When you notice your Arabian oud has finished and you have 4 major clubs to grace with an appearance that Friday night:

6. When you’re out with the love of your life, but your girlfriend keeps calling, is this your reaction?

7. How you pretend to be blind when Tola that you engaged 8 months ago is coming to ask why shes’s seeing pictures from your wedding on Facebook

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