1. When they come and say “we broke up”.
For the millionth time.
2. How they pretend to listen when you’re giving them advice:
“It’s true. You’re right.”
3. When you finish giving them advice but you know they will still go back.
Why do I even bother?
4. When they tell you they are “talking” to their ex again.
You’ve started again?
5. You and your guys, trying to stop them from going back.
Respect yourself, please.
6. When they tell you they want to give them one last chance.
Even though they’ve already given them 6 “last chances”.
7. When they go and tell their ex all the things you said about them.
Are you not mad like this?
8. How their ex looks at you when they get back together:
Na me mess up.
9. When they suddenly start treating you like an enemy of progress.
WOW!
10. When they say you’re just hating because you’re single.
See my life.
11. When their ex does the same nonsense and they call you to start crying.
12. When you tell them you don’t want to hear again.
13. When they now have the liver to call you a bad friend.
Na you sabi. Sha carry your wahala and go.
