Nigerians, Can You Make It Through This Post Without Laughing Out Loud?

1. Google maps and Nigeria:

When you follow Google maps in Nigeria pic.twitter.com/hXp27YNKu5
— Samuel. (@CoolCaptain_) September 7, 2015

2. This I-Just-Got-Back:

I remember when I first came Naija. My grandma gave me 100 naira. I was happy. I went to mega plaza to buy PS2. The man said I am a bastard.
— Ralph (@Ralph_Lewis) August 30, 2012

3. Our favorite pastor:

This thumb looks like Pastor Ashimolowo pic.twitter.com/WvgRmjPb8g
— PREE MY LIKES (@3HunnanSosa) May 9, 2015

4. When greener pastures are calling.

*in church while sitting next to parents*
Pastor: Bro Dangote wants to adopt orphans, orphans please come out

Me:? pic.twitter.com/F07cHW18ea
— Tea Kae (@El_swaGz) May 5, 2016

5. This tweet about the generous Aunty Linda:

Knock knock

Who's there

Linda Ikeji

Linda Ikeji who?

Linda Ikeji who gave another woman 500 thous, duh. How many times will I now say it
— Yuri (@Snikoggs) April 18, 2016

6. The Nigerian tailor wahala:

Me: I want it just like the pic. Are you sure you can sew it well?
Seamstress: what? Me? Of course. very well! pic.twitter.com/RO0MhsZp4B
— King Chy (@flyChy) May 13, 2016

7. This one about Nigerian mothers:

When your mum is beating your sibling so you have to look responsible to avoid slap pic.twitter.com/tobPin5zlj
— IG: bettyvonlittle (@bettyvonlittle_) May 6, 2016

8. The jollof wars:

9. The only excuse for “protecting” a Nokia phone:

10. This flawless humble-brag:

Lmao Nigerians swear they know how to humble brag. pic.twitter.com/xPYC0GsjRa
— The Baby Maker (@iamsupervillain) May 11, 2016

11. This one about cocaine:

When you're an ambassador for Pepsi but your husband does Coke pic.twitter.com/AcfVKxAtLv
— Bite Me (@Cuntosaur) May 2, 2016

12. The one about motivational speakers:

Motivational speakers: "Aspire to desire to inspire to acquire."
Me: pic.twitter.com/iariBMcmx2
— 'Lolu Bodunwa (@_Lolu) November 16, 2015

13. This near death experience:

When Rihanna's Shut Up and Drive is playing,and your dad asks you the name of the song pic.twitter.com/c0IRJeE9KT
— Obumnenyenwa (@The_Nenye) April 21, 2016

14. This one about travelling with your parents:

African parents want you to reach the airport 9hrs before departure, so you can help wash the plane and sweep the floor.
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) July 28, 2014

15. The deceit:

When you used to hear American accent inside the womb so you can’t understand what you’re doing in Nigeria pic.twitter.com/936rkZSgZL
— The Baby Maker (@iamsupervillain) May 1, 2016

Nigerians, Can You Make It Through This Post Without Laughing Out Loud?

1. Google maps and Nigeria:

2. This I-Just-Got-Back:

3. Our favorite pastor:

4. When greener pastures are calling.

5. This tweet about the generous Aunty Linda:

6. The Nigerian tailor wahala:

7. This one about Nigerian mothers:

8. The jollof wars:

9. The only excuse for “protecting” a Nokia phone:

10. This flawless humble-brag:

11. This one about cocaine:

12. The one about motivational speakers:

13. This near death experience:

14. This one about travelling with your parents:

15. The deceit:

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Nigerians, Can You Make It Through This Post Without Laughing Out Loud?

1. Google maps and Nigeria:

2. This I-Just-Got-Back:

3. Our favorite pastor:

4. When greener pastures are calling.

5. This tweet about the generous Aunty Linda:

6. The Nigerian tailor wahala:

7. This one about Nigerian mothers:

8. The jollof wars:

9. The only excuse for “protecting” a Nokia phone:

10. This flawless humble-brag:

11. This one about cocaine:

12. The one about motivational speakers:

13. This near death experience:

14. This one about travelling with your parents:

15. The deceit:

About the Authors

More by this author

OUR MISSION

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