1. When someone says their CGPA is low, but it’s really high compared to yours.
2. When you come out of the exam thinking you’ve done well, only to hear other people’s answers. So you start calculating your expected CGPA.
3. When you’re counting all the courses you can’t afford to fail, and all the hard courses are there.
4. When you’re trying to apply for something, and you see only 2:1 and above.
5. How you feel about people that say CGPA is not everything.
6. When you see the best student in your class crying after they see their result.
7. When you fail the one course you expected to pass.
8. When the lecturer says it was a mass failure.
9. When you check your CGPA and it’s lower than before.
10. When the pastor starts declaring 5.0 CGPA for everybody.
11. How you state your CGPA to your friends, when they ask.
12. When you get 44 and the lecturer didn’t add that 1 mark for you to get an ordinary D.
13. When graduation is near, so you start wondering what it would take you to go up a class.
14. When your parents ask you to explain your CGPA.
15. When God shows up and your CGPA is higher than you expected.
