1. When you try to order a ride and there’s a surge.
Not today, Satan!
2. When your Uber driver completely misses your location.
HAY GOD!
3. When your ride pulls up and that first blast of AC hits you.
YASSS!
4. When the Uber driver starts treating you better than your boy/girlfriend.
*starts deliberating breaking up*
5. When the Uber driver won’t stop trying to make conversation.
Okay. Yes. Yes.
6. When you’re in an Uber and you encounter serious traffic.
Your bank account: STOP! STOP!! Abort mission!!!
7. When you’re riding in an Uber and you see your colleagues in a bus.
*flips hair*
8. When someone compliments you on ‘your car’ and you don’t bother correcting them.
It’s my car for 45 minutes.
9. When your Uber driver takes a different route and it’s longer.
Who’s paying the difference, bruh?
10. When your ride costs less than what a yellow cab would have cost.
Give that man a raise!
11. When Uber charges you an amount and your bank debits a higher amount from your account.
Someone owes me money.
12. When it’s time to rate your driver after a ride.
*says to self* I’m basically a god now.
