No morals were harmed in the making of this post. With that out the way, Kids, do not try this at home. Or in a bank for that matter.
1) Opotoyi?
When you finally request for your statement of account and see the cost of SMS charges per month.
2) Control the crowd. Control the crowd.
When one too many people are claiming “I am at your back.” You have to control them and maintain peace.
3) Oteselebo.
This is for when you deposit money into the wrong account and the person doesn’t want to refund it. It’s a warning that you are willing to go spiritual.
4) Mafo.
How you calm yourself after Customer care says that ATM dispense error reversals take 14 working days to effect.
5) Inside life.
When your bank refunds your failed foreign transaction in Naira. But they used a lower exchange rate than you bought at for the refund.
6) Gbese Gbese.
When you enter the bank just as the security man is about to stop people from entering for the day.
