Do Nigerian women have game? This is has been the subject of many philosophical debates.
Curious about the answer to this, I asked a couple of men about the worst pick up lines Nigerian women have used on them. Well, the answers range from funny to creepy, to just ah.
1) Wetin be dis?
“I hear you work in Glo…Do you come as fast as your data finishes?” – Keep me Anon.
2) Ehen.
She wanted to use prayers to bamboozle me because I like Jesus. She was like: “I really do like you and I know I shouldn’t be saying this. But I have prayed about it.” – Youth pastor.
3) Uhmmm?
“Hey, your bow leg is sexy. I like slightly curved legs because it does things to me.” – Shayo.
4) Wow.
“So, you’re a doctor. I want you to inject me…with your semen. Lol.” – Small Doctor.
5) Half-time.
“Are you by any chance a father? because you look like the father of my kids.
6) Do better.
“Are you a math text book, cos you’re looking fine and complex.” – Fine Anon.
7) Governor Sanwoolu come and see something.
“I want to sit on your face for a week, giving you only a few water breaks.” – Traumatized Anon.
8) Aww.
Ahan, which day is the application form for the post of girlfriend going to be out because we deserve to pay for this beauty.” – Tunde.
9) Ermmm.
“It wasn’t really a line but when we shook hands, she used her index finger to tickle the inside of my palm. I nearly threw up.” – Olu.
10) I am sorry, I laughed.
“I haven’t gotten any bad pick up lines. Babes just usually DM me to say I’m fine, then they wait for me to carry the rest of the conversation.” – Dan.
