Annoying questions beget annoying answers. And thank God for God, we have a lot of annoying answers to dole out. Pick your poison, dears. It is enough to go round.
1. The version of man I want has not been released yet. Maybe by next year or so, God would have answered.
2. I kuku tried oh, but they said you are the one behind my lack of a partner.
3. Even me I don’t know. Why did you ask though?
4. I plan to start a fundraiser for that. Would you consider donating? You seem quite interested in my marital life.
5. God’s time is the best. It’s the same reason you are not dead yet.
6. All the men I have met said they don’t want someone like me.
7. Because marriages won’t matter in heaven. Speaking of which, do you think you can make heaven at all?
Here’s something you might like: QUIZ: Who Will You Marry?
