1) Shaving people’s heads like they’re scraping concrete with a rake.
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Oy! You’re a barber cutting hair, not a pirate digging for treasure. Take it easy with people’s heads.
2) Gisting while cutting hair.
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Can you please pay attention? Gisting with people is how you lose focus and end up fucking up customers’ hairlines.
3) Taking breaks to change music.
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People have other shit to do. Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” does nothing for your haircutting skills.
4) Slicing your head open while carving people’s hairlines.
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Calm down, Sweeney Todd!
5) Pouring spirit on people’s heads without warning.
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The thing dey pain na.
6) When they use too much powder and then forget to wipe it off.
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So then you unknowingly walk about looking like a cocaine addict.
7) Putting those fancy haircut posters on their walls, implying that they can do the hairstyles when they know damn well they can’t.
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I hate fraudulent people.