5 Ways To Handle Street Food, According To Nigerian Politicians
Nigerian politicians are not normal, everyone knows. How do you even eat two pieces of roasted corn at the same time, one on each hand. How? Are you showing us how you’ll multitask when elected? Here’s how to handle street food according to Nigerian politicians: 5. First, Fry Plantain And Potato With The Seller 4. […]
Nigerian politicians are not normal, everyone knows. How do you even eat two pieces of roasted corn at the same time, one on each hand. How? Are you showing us how you’ll multitask when elected?
Here’s how to handle street food according to Nigerian politicians:
5. First, Fry Plantain And Potato With The Seller
For the culture. Omo Yoruba ni mi, Swagger.
4. Roast Corn For The Seller, With A Baby In Hand
For the culture. Babies make everything better.
3. Keep Calm and Buy Bole
It’s the Buba, Sokoto and security escort for me.
2. Rebrand Agege Bread
LMFAO. The ghetto, sorry the Agege.
1. Two Corns At A Time
Two corns at a time, maximum satisfaction. Try it sometime this century.
