Growing up, a lot of Nigerians swore they would never become like their parents. But if “The Gods Are Not To Blame” taught us anything, it’s that fate is inevitable.

Below is a list containing typical Nigerian parent behaviours. Tick all the options you now do in adulthood and click on “continue” when you’re done to see your results.

Godspeed, old sport.

How many of these things do you now do?

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