The taller you are, the more the struggles…
1. When someone sees you and goes “You’re so tall!” like you forgot or something.
2. Or they ask “are you a basketballer?”
3. Random person: You should be a model.
4. When someone expects you to cram your lengthy legs into the backseat of a car.
5. If you’re a really tall girl, you get the ‘don’t wear heels’ advice often.
6. When your personal shoemaker would rather make you sandals than shoes. Because shoe size 49.
7. When someone stares at you from your face down to your feet and back to your face again.
8. People assume you’re not single because you’re tall, dark and slightly handsome.
9. When a short person tries to use you as shade.
If you don’t get!
10. When you see a fellow tall person.
11. But when you’re over 6ft. but someone taller comes along.
12. This is you when most of your squad are shorter than you.
13. When you have to slow yourself down because you always walk slightly faster than the people you’re with.
14. When you lie down on your bed and two-tenths of your body is outside the bed.
15. When long-sleeved shirts are three-quarter sleeves for you.
16. When people hug you, they’re also accepting to have their faces in your armpit.
17. When you’re in a crowd or at a movie and people keep yelling that you’re blocking their view as if you grew tall solely for that purpose.
18. You, when you find correct length jeans.
