Men behave like women are the most complicated set of people globally. Meanwhile, all women want to do is enjoy their baby girl lives.
Here’s a list of entirely normal things women do that men think are weird:
Take a bath together.
Please, I ask, what is wrong with bathing with your fellow woman? What is in the body that we have not seen before? Some men would rather eat jeans than bathe with their fellow men.
Saying they are not hungry but beg for their partner’s food.
There’s love in sharing. Eating your partner’s food is a way to show how much you love them. If the food is poisoned, you’ll both die together and continue the love in the afterlife. Alexa, please play the greatest love of all by Whitney Houston.
Planning parties out of the blues.
Life is hard abeg. Women are not doing too much, just a little party with good music, friends, good food, and alcohol. It’s not women’s fault that all men do to unwind is sit in bars and take overpriced shots.
Take possession of their partner’s clothes.
This is another love language if we are keeping it a buck. We need those clothes to keep us warm and closer to our partners when they are not physically available.
Expecting their partners to read their minds
It’s 2021, and men still don’t know that relationships come with psychic abilities. It’s normal for a woman to expect you to read her mind. You don’t have to ask her what she wants. Read her mind and act accordingly.
Enjoy crime dramas and documentaries.
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to know how the minds of criminals work. We might be jotting down one or two key points, but it’s nothing too serious.
Remember events with precision.
We don’t know what men have on their minds that they do not remember small details like when, where, how, with whom, and the temperature of the day an event happened. Women remember everything- it’s not our fault that the creator made us that way.
The only thing we are allowed to forget is the sin of a man we are about to forgive.
Take up more space on the bed.
Men like to exaggerate and act like the whole bed was taken over. Meanwhile, it was just a little extra space. You men need to realise women need their space to dream big, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
QUIZ: What’s Your Love Language?
