The 2022/2023 season is over. Since there’s no more mainstream football to consume, here are the things you can do to pass the time till next season begins.
Play football
You’ve been slandering footballers all year. It’s time to go outside and put your money where your mouth is. Who knows, a scout might see you and your journey to football stardom will begin.
Follow the latest transfers
Transfers are interesting. One minute, your captain is telling you how much he loves the team the next you hear he’s moved to Zikoko FC for 6 Kegs of fuel. Here we go.
Get into a relationship
Yes, you might get heartbroken, but your team probably did worse to your heart last season than any relationship can. Take that leap of faith.
Rest
You need to recover all the energy you spent over the last year defending your club. It was most likely in vain but you need to prepare for next season. The supporters of rival clubs will be taking no prisoners next season.
Read
I know reading can be difficult, but that’s only when you read boring stuff. Read Zikoko articles. You’ll never be bored.
Write
If you don’t think reading isn’t fun, maybe writing will be. Songs, poems, and stories will do. A diss track for a rival club ahead of next season>>>
Pray
Pray to the god of banter so next season favours your team. Things might still go south but at least you know you tried.
