Do we really need Love Island Nigeria when Big Brother’s children are ever ready to serve us hot ships?

From the twins that became triplets, the romance that surprised us all, and the slow burn of the century, here are the ships to look out for in Biggie’s house.

Wanni and Shaun

We don’t think Shaun knew what he was getting into when he started talking to Wanni that first night. They’ve gotten closer and started sailing even before the first week ended, but they’re not alone because Wanni’s twin has joined them on their ship, and they must all sail together.

Chinwe and Zion

They are Biggie’s official mummy and daddy. They started dating outside the house, and even though they almost broke up last week, their love continues to thrive, no thanks to Ebuka’s table shaking and Chinwe’s mouth.

Chizoba and Ben

Somebody please beg Ebuka, Big Brother, anybody to scatter this ship for us. We don’t know when or how it started. We simply blinked and saw Chizoba being extra nice to Ben and Ben treating her like the piece of gum under his shoe

Kassia and Toby Forge

Granted, this ship is still in the building process, but we need Toby Forge to stop threatening Kassia with marriage and children in this economy so they can finally leave the shores, and Double Kay can give us the drama they’re there for.

Onyeka and Ozee

They might be giving slow burn, but Ozee has already gone on one too many jealousy-induced rants. We give them until Friday for their ship to gain full steam and start sailing.

Nelly and Sooj

If you had asked us before yesterday, we would have told you that Solly was simply part of Nelly’s game plan, but after her five hundred apologies to Sooj for not taking him to the HOH apartment with her, they might just be endgame.

Ruthee and Mayor Frosh

Last week, Ruthee stuck by Mayor Frosh’s side, serving custodian wife realness. This week, however, something has clearly possessed her husband. He’s back to following Nelly almost everywhere and has decided to return to pursuing her fully. We don’t know how he plans to get past Sooj and Ruthee to carry this out but good luck to him.

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