1. When you resume for the new term and the gateman is being too friendly
Excuse me Sir, wyd.
2. So you have to tell your parents to settle him
Please mummy just drop N1000 for him.
3. Because you are about to be a rascal for the whole term
It’s about to be lit.
4. But then your mum is not a corrupt person
And you know the whole term is going to be hell.
5. Your gateman when you are nearing the gate
Who goes there?!
6. So you and your squad have to go and think of a plan
We have to go out of school today by all means
7. When you try to approach your gateman to show him your exeat
Guy, calm down.
8. Trying to explain to him that you have an exeat to go out
Not under my watch.
9. So you have to start “toasting” him
Oga Samuel! The one and only! How is the family now?
10. So he starts cracking jokes and telling you his life story
Oh my God! Not today again.
11. When he is threatening to report you to the principal
Please abeg, what have I done?
12. And then he finally tells you “anything for the children”
So you could not say that one since.