With the progress of the world into more advanced times, one would think some men would quit giving women ridiculous tips on ‘How To Keep A Man’.

Just when it looked like Nigerian Twitter was going to get through the weekend without any drama, a ‘motivational Tweeter’, Sola Adio, hit us with his nugget of the day…

He compared a woman’s vagina to a fan belt, advising women to close their legs.

Lets pretend to understand his ridiculous message for a minute and imagine he was preaching abstinence. Even at that, he forgot to mention how abstinence could be practiced by MEN and WOMEN.

The way some men keep telling women what to do with their bodies, when/who to have sex with has become boring, sincerely…

But will some Nigerian men die if they call a vagina by its biological name? All of us kuku went to school and studied biology.

Can they stop making nonsense analogies about a penis being a master key and a vagina being the padlock that mustn’t be opened by any key.

It’s about time, people stop seeing sex as some sort of gift or favour, it’s not chin chin!

And for the olodos at the back, a vagina, which is responsible for the birth of a child CANNOT be slacked by any penis.

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