1. Because you can have em like this for breakfast
2. Lunch is served
3. Small chops in formation
4. The. Perfect. Ultimate. Snack
6. Believe what you want, but small chops are a balanced diet
7. I mean…
8. Isn’t this beautiful?
9. Only a monster can resist something that looks like this
10. Or this
11. See, ehn…
12. Look, small chops work in any context
13. No event is complete without it
14. I would like to know which got done first, the working or the chopping
15. They’ve been known to make everything better
16. Of course, this blue-haired person approves
17. And if for some reason, you still had doubts, well…