1. Reciprocation – “Oh I love you too”
2. Confusion – “Are you talking to me?”
3. Temporary deafness – “I beg your pardon”.
4. Hysterics – just laugh and keep laughing till you pass out.
5. Usain Boltitis – Just pick race and keep running till you enter the Atlantic ocean.
6. Tears – Start crying, either from joy or deep and lasting sadness. Just cry.
7. Change the conversation immediately! If you ignore it, it never happened.
8. Musical statues – Don’t move, don’t breathe, don’t say anything.
9. Smile – and say nothing. A smile is worth a thousand words.
10. Cut the phone – Because if it’s not being said to your face does it really count?
