1. When you buy something new and they wear it without your permission
Aunty, did we buy it together?
2. When they think your makeup is their makeup
No, but how?
3. How they avoid buying anything because they know they’ll get to use yours
Is that how life is?
4. When you’re on the phone with bae and they start their wahala
Do you want to get bitch-slapped, though?
5. When they hang around you when your friends are arounId, you’re like
My friend if you don’t disappear!
6. When you’re now going out with your friends and they say they want to follow you
Will you keep quiet?
7. When you get a new job and they start asking for money
Did I born you, though?
8. Your face, when they now have the audacity to use your ATM behind your back
Oh so we’re now using banks together? Issokay!
9. You, when you catch them wearing your underwear
Ewwww!
10. When they now tell you they have boyfriends
I’m having boyfriend, you’re having boyfriend. Disrespect!
