1. So your love for beans is like that of Beyonce and Jay Z
2. And you and the ewa-agoyin seller are the best padis
3. But your tummy does not mean you well
4. And even your bum-bum is in this conspiracy
5. Because everytime you eat beans, bad things happen
6. First, there’s a rumble in your tummy
7. And then there’s a tumble
8. And you know if you don’t visit a toilet immediately, all hell will break loose…
9. Literally!
10. How can something so good, be so bad?
