Citizen is a column that explains how the government’s policies fucks citizens and how we can unfuck ourselves.


Hey, hope you didn’t buy the Nation newspaper this morning, because, technically what you would have bought was a birthday card.

Big Flex

Well, this man here bought the newspaper and here’s what he found – a national birthday card!

https://twitter.com/oluwatroy_/status/1308140316998983684

And it slaps harder like a Nigeria soldier if you accompany it with a birthday song:

What do people think about this trojan horse, sorry newspaper?

1. Investigate them

2. This is a free copy, right?

3. What’s more miserable than wanting read miserable news?

4) Anger, just anger

https://twitter.com/ti_lokaytobahd/status/1308297905736876032

Moral of the story:

  1. When you’re big you’re big.
  2. Anything you see in Nigeria, take it like that.
  3. Know the two things above and know peace.

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