It has finally happened. The devil has seen how much Nigerians have been downloading with office wi-fi and just what they’re downloading (rhymes with corn) and has decided to give us a little testing-testing of hell.
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But will we let him win? Not today?
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We’re not too sure how these will hold up, but if you’re looking for ways to stay cool outside the mainstream fans and air conditioning (lame), we have 7 tricks up our sleeves.
Do the Nigerian thing and proclaim that you are not hot but cold.
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Hey, we do this for every other thing.
Hug a Nigerian politician right before bed.
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Their icy hearts should keep you cool for a night or two.
Literally catch the Coronavirus because at least a fever will keep you cool.
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Or not, please don’t.
Stand next to Nigeria’s foreign reserves.
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Let the breeze from the emptiness keep you a little cool.
Move houses into any empty government building abandoned when a new administration came into power. The breeze do usually mad there.
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Now choose wisely because there are a ton of those around.
You could always hug a transformer and let its metal keep you cool.
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There’s no light anyway, so no need to worry about any dangers.
Has there ever been a perfect time to become a 24-hour nudist?
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P.S., whatever happens between you and HR after this, we don’t want to know.
What are you doing to stay cool during this heat wave?