Anyone who grew up in a Nigerian household understands that the Saturday routine does not change. It is the same yesterday, today and forever. If you are a true Nigerian, then you’ll understand these pictures and their connection to Saturday mornings.
1. Morning devotion by 6:00 AM.
In which your parents can slap you for dozing, not singing out loud enough, not praying properly.
2. After prayers come the house chores.
In which doing the laundry ranks as number one, followed by sweeping, dusting the house, washing plates.
3. Cleaning your room.
Otherwise no breakfast for you.
4. Pap for breakfast.
A Saturday morning delicacy in every Nigerian household.
5. Homework time.
There’s never time to play on a Saturday. You must focus on your books, bring home that first position, and go ahead to become a doctor.
We made a list of annoying house chores everyone hated as a child. Have you read it?