1. It’s a cold night, I’m walking back and forth my parents room, wondering how to make this one request.
I wanted to go to a party! Not a birthday party or a family party or even a school party. I wanted to go to a club.2. And that’s not the mad part,
I was 13.3. The girls in school had been talking all week long about it, and when they invited me nko?
Waawu. First of all, I want to thank you all for this opportunity to mingle.4. I eventually got the courage to ask my parents about going for my friend’s birthday, and they were like,
Waiiit, whatt?5. I spent the entire night trying on clothes and dancing to Wizkid’s Superstar album
I’m ready to die on the line.6. Fast forward to next day, what I planned to look like,
All hail the Queen.7. After a long night, this is what I actually looked like
Yep. I showed up looking like a Rainbow.8. I sat and watched as people danced, drank and smoked like
Wawu. All these people are going to Hell Fire.9. And then I realised my friends probably abandoned me because I was boring.
Do I look like a clown? Am I crossing my leg too much? Am I smelling like soak-away? Damn you insecurity! Damn you!10. I was like, you know what?
I’m out please.11. Went out to get a cab and after waiting for a maximum of 5 seconds, I can say God strategically placed my parents passing by at the exact same time.
This is the day I died guys. This very day.