
When your landlord sends you a letter that he’s increasing your rent next year.

When you finally run into that Onigbese that has been owing you money for the past five years.

When someone wakes you up just as you are about to enter the sweet part of your sleep.

When it’s 5:05 pm on a Friday and your boss asks you if you would mind staying an extra hour to help with something.

How you look at your haters when you are flourishing in life.

When you’ve been waiting for the puff puff to be ready for an hour and the person in front of you buys everything on the tray.

The heart of man is wicked.
How the bouncers look at you when you show up at an invite only owambe without your I.V.

The side eye your mum gives you when you are doing something foolish.

When you are sleeping but hear your mum come in and remember you didn’t sweep the place she told you to sweep.

How you carry your shoulder up during salary week.

When you buy food, only to get home and realize that the person selling it forgot to put your meat.

When you don’t know the answers to all the compulsory questions in an exam.
