If you ever get stopped from entering the kingdom of heaven we are here to tell you that the number one reason would be because of all the lies you told yourself and your parents in Uni. And if you didn’t tell yourself any of these lies, are you sure you passed through Uni?
That you were going to graduate with a first class and make you and your parents proud.
Even after your CGPA hit 1.5 you were still lying to yourself.
Asked your parents for money for books or handouts that didn’t exist.
“Daddy, they said we should buy this 5k handout if not we won’t write exam”. Sound familiar?
That you will still be able to pass that test even if you just start reading for it the night before.
You’ll now start trying to read for the whole course overnight. Who overnight don epp?Told a lecturer that your aunty, uncle, grandma or grandpa died that’s why you couldn’t do your assignment.
Do you even have the fear of God?Told your parents that you are doing very well in school.
When you knew you had three carryovers.That you’ll start reading for your exams before the timetable comes out.
Two weeks after it comes out you’ll still be going up and down looking for handout to photocopy.That you’d revise what you had learned after every class.
Did you even go for the classes?