Remember Tamia who shared how to spot a chewing gum boy? Well, she also gives advice on how to spot a chewing gum girl, because… balanced equation.
Read and learn:
1. First off if she say “I’m not looking for a relationship” she ain’t shit, det mean she waiting on her fav ain’t shit nigga to act right
—2. And her favorite ain’t shit nigga never gonna act right cause I mean he ain’t shit, so she ain’t shit by association
—3. If she tell you she don’t suck dick, you a side nigga off rip cause if a bitch like you she gone suck some damn dick
—4. If her nails and toes match she ain’t shit cause that mean she want her hands to look pretty while she holding her side nigga dick smh
—5. If she wear Pink she gonna cheat on you, cause all bitches who cheat wear Pink
—6. If she been fucking with the same nigga for a year or more don’t even shoot your shot bro, she willing to put up with his shit 4 life
—7. If she don’t even acknowledge your subtweets that’s an ain’t shit bitch to the maximum that mean her fav ain’t shit nigga crazy
—8. Don’t ever fw no bitch that’s willing to throw hands over a nigga ? that mean she got no problem looking dumb & u don’t want a dumb bitch
—9. If she got a septum ring she an ain’t shit bitch, don’t ask me why, she just ain’t shit
—11. If she rather pay $45 for Calvin Klein instead of getting it 2 for $15 at Ross she a dumb bitch get rid of her
—12. If she tell you y’all are better off as friends she ain’t shit, that means she wanna keep u around so she can use u
—13. If her hair past her ear she ain’t shit, this not even a hater tweet cause my hair touch my back so all the long haired hoes don’t @ me
—14. If her hair don’t past her ear she ain’t shit, all the bald hoes don’t @ me it’s not my fault your hair growth struggling
—15. If she got natural hair stick with her that’s a loyal ass bitch, you can’t trust perm haired Twitter I’m telling you
—16. If she listen to Bryson Tiller wife that bitch, cause that mean EVERYTIME you cheat she gonna forgive you
—17. If she listen to Kehlani she a faithful bitch but she been hurt a lot , so you gonna have to take your time tryna fuck her
—18. If she listen to Drake she a faithful bitch, but she done gave up hope in finding a nigga that’s right for her
—19. If she listen to Wayne she the most faithful bitch you will ever meet my nigga smh
—20. If she 5’5 or under she ain’t shit and she gonna cheat on you smh you can’t trust these gnomes bruh
—21. If she bald but she still wrap her hair at night … wife her, that means she dedicated
—22. If her ass fat she gonna cheat you, point blank period, cause who helping keep her ass far when u not around ? Not rice & cabbage
—23. If she got pretty eyes she ain’t shit smh that’s the soul sucking eyes, stay away
—24. If she barely got any friends stay away from that Bitch that mean she crazy and the few friends she got crazy too
—25. If her hair naturally curly she ain’t gonna cheat on u, she too lazy too straighten her hair she deff too lazy to cheat
—26. Don’t date a Latina, all they good for is cheating, being fertile, and making you nut in .5 secs
—27. All white girls ain’t shit, especially if she a white girl with an ass ? You gone get cheated on 24/8
—28. If she got way more followers than she following, she ain’t shit & don’t even bothering following cause she not gone follow back ?
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