Remember Tamia who shared how to spot a chewing gum boy? Well, she also gives advice on how to spot a chewing gum girl, because… balanced equation.
Read and learn:
1. First off if she say “I’m not looking for a relationship” she ain’t shit, det mean she waiting on her fav ain’t shit nigga to act right
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 20162. And her favorite ain’t shit nigga never gonna act right cause I mean he ain’t shit, so she ain’t shit by association
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 20163. If she tell you she don’t suck dick, you a side nigga off rip cause if a bitch like you she gone suck some damn dick
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 20164. If her nails and toes match she ain’t shit cause that mean she want her hands to look pretty while she holding her side nigga dick smh
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 20165. If she wear Pink she gonna cheat on you, cause all bitches who cheat wear Pink
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 20166. If she been fucking with the same nigga for a year or more don’t even shoot your shot bro, she willing to put up with his shit 4 life
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 20167. If she don’t even acknowledge your subtweets that’s an ain’t shit bitch to the maximum that mean her fav ain’t shit nigga crazy
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 20168. Don’t ever fw no bitch that’s willing to throw hands over a nigga ? that mean she got no problem looking dumb & u don’t want a dumb bitch
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 20169. If she got a septum ring she an ain’t shit bitch, don’t ask me why, she just ain’t shit
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201611. If she rather pay $45 for Calvin Klein instead of getting it 2 for $15 at Ross she a dumb bitch get rid of her
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201612. If she tell you y’all are better off as friends she ain’t shit, that means she wanna keep u around so she can use u
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201613. If her hair past her ear she ain’t shit, this not even a hater tweet cause my hair touch my back so all the long haired hoes don’t @ me
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201614. If her hair don’t past her ear she ain’t shit, all the bald hoes don’t @ me it’s not my fault your hair growth struggling
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201615. If she got natural hair stick with her that’s a loyal ass bitch, you can’t trust perm haired Twitter I’m telling you
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201616. If she listen to Bryson Tiller wife that bitch, cause that mean EVERYTIME you cheat she gonna forgive you
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201617. If she listen to Kehlani she a faithful bitch but she been hurt a lot , so you gonna have to take your time tryna fuck her
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201618. If she listen to Drake she a faithful bitch, but she done gave up hope in finding a nigga that’s right for her
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201619. If she listen to Wayne she the most faithful bitch you will ever meet my nigga smh
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201620. If she 5’5 or under she ain’t shit and she gonna cheat on you smh you can’t trust these gnomes bruh
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201621. If she bald but she still wrap her hair at night … wife her, that means she dedicated
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201622. If her ass fat she gonna cheat you, point blank period, cause who helping keep her ass far when u not around ? Not rice & cabbage
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201623. If she got pretty eyes she ain’t shit smh that’s the soul sucking eyes, stay away
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201624. If she barely got any friends stay away from that Bitch that mean she crazy and the few friends she got crazy too
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201625. If her hair naturally curly she ain’t gonna cheat on u, she too lazy too straighten her hair she deff too lazy to cheat
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201626. Don’t date a Latina, all they good for is cheating, being fertile, and making you nut in .5 secs
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201627. All white girls ain’t shit, especially if she a white girl with an ass ? You gone get cheated on 24/8
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 201628. If she got way more followers than she following, she ain’t shit & don’t even bothering following cause she not gone follow back ?
— ✌️Tamia ✌️ (@zsdgf) January 9, 2016 [zkk_poll post=16554 poll=content_block_standard_format_28]
