The most-beloved Premier League is back!

This is you as soon as the Premier League season ends

For the one month between the end of the World Cup and the start of the Premier League, this is how you look

You’ll just be playing FIFA anyhow and telling yourself that “at least it’s football.”

When you check the calendar

When you have to pay your family and friends attention because, nothing else to do.

Only to realise that they haven’t forgiven you yet for choosing football over them.
That’s when you will discover your hidden talents.

This is you ordering your team’s new jersey even though you’ve been claiming broke to your family and girlfriend for weeks.

When one whole week of no football passes, then God blesses you with a few games.

But then you remember that you now have to pay for Cable regularly.

But no matter what it costs, no matter what it takes, you’ll be here to cheer your favourite team
