Jumpsuits are gaining popularity, and it upsets me and my homegirls. So, here are five reasons why I think jumpsuits should be banned.
1) It has a stupid name
It is not a suit, it does not jump, it is not a suit that gives you the ability to jump. In fact, it is not a suit that jumps. So why, did the person that made it look it up and down and decide that the name of their creation is “jumpsuit”? What was the reason?
2) You can’t pee without being naked
You wear a jumpsuit to a club (because your friends hate you and you don’t have sense), and you suddenly need to pee. Before you pee, you have to take off the WHOLE jumpsuit. Now, you are sitting in a public toilet just naked, marinating in toilet air.
3) It is difficult to find your size
Ready to wear jumpsuits would almost never fit you on your first purchase. Either the sleeves are too long, or it’s digging into your vagina because it is too short, or your legs are not long enough. There will almost always be a problem with your jumpsuit sizing, except you have the money for custom orders.
4) They don’t allow for quickies
You cannot even do anything risky to spice up your sex life. Nothing to pull down or shift to the side or pull up. Just bondage and vibes. Kai.
5) There are too many versions
Rompers, overalls, dungarees, jumpsuits, they all look alike, but apparently are different and the same? They make my head spin, and I do not like my head spinning.
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