Nigerian men keep claiming they don’t understand Nigerian women, well we have put together a list to supply you enough comprehension now. This is the list of things that will definitely trigger your Nigerian girlfriend so if you’re gunning to get her annoyed, you can try them.

1. One word replies.

When you are definitely not grammatically challenged? You had better start coughing up paragraphs on WhatsApp to detail how your day went or what you think of what she just asked you.

2. Cook for just yourself.

Because she doesn’t have mouth abi. You entered the kitchen and cooked for just yourself because the better half is allergic to food? Explain please.

3. Drop compliments on other girl’s social media pictures.

First of all, that is the other girl’s boyfriend’s KPI. Not yours, so why you doing another man’s job plix?

4. Don’t return missed calls.

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Correction – Don’t pick her calls and don’t call her back within a max of 2 hours. Your excuse better be that somebody took ownership of your phone.

5. Leave her unread on WhatsApp.

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Because you are so busy that a few seconds set aside to reply to her message will make your entire schedule crash.

6. Or respond to messages late.

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So she can successfully jump into conclusions.

7. Ignore her. 

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You spent 2 months chyking her and telling her sweet nonsense so she can agree to a relationship with you and then you turn around to ignore her?

8. Stay out late at night. 

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And come back smelling like all the bad decisions you made.

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