Nigerian babes are always right. Period. If you don’t agree with me, take it up with your neighbours.
But if you ever find yourself in an argument with a Nigerian babe, and she says any of these eight things, here’s what she actually means.
“It’s fine”
No, dear. It’s very not fine. TBH, the only reason she’d say this is so no one suspects her when she eventually unalives you.
“Wow”
She’s simply marvelling at just how dumb you are. Think, “Wow. Na God create this one too?”
“I just think it’s funny how…”
Her next words will definitely NOT be funny. She’s really saying, “How could you even think this was okay, you peasant?”
“Hmm. Okay”
She doesn’t want to waste brain time on your sorry ass anymore. Carry your wahala and go.
“I’m not angry”
Spoiler alert, she’s furious.
“Whatever”
It looks like she might be losing the argument, but a babe never admits to failure. “Whatever” means “Na you sabi”.
“Don’t worry about it”
Please, be worried. She said this so you’d think everything is fine then lay down your guard while she reloads. Again, be worried.
“Is that why you’re shouting?”
You’re not actually shouting. She just wants to dead the issue because it occurred to her that she might be wrong. If she says this, just apologise and hug her. Don’t make the mistake of telling her you’ve won the argument because it won’t be pretty for you.
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