If you relate to one or more of the points on this list, sku ski sku…
1) You’re always begging your partner for food
After refusing to order anything. Rinse and repeat.
2) You sleep off on your partner
The worst part is you keep promising to not sleep off. Yet…
3) You don’t like P.D.A
You don’t even like walking beside them in public.
4) You dislike phone calls
Always talking about being tired after work. Are you the first?
5) You don’t post them on social media
Why?
6) You don’t like to cuddle
Again. Pls why? Only wicked people behave like this.
7) You don’t call them cute adorable names
Like “terrorist” or “scorpion” for example
8) You don’t buy them cute random gifts
No thinking about you and got you this gift? Do better.
9) Or send food to their office
No anon got lunch for you? Do better.
10) You don’t send random out of the blues “I love you” messages
Problem. Problem. Another problem.
