In case you didn’t know, immediately someone becomes a Nigerian parent, they get dragged to a secret training facility where they learn to stress their children in different interesting ways.
Here are 15 of the most common:
1. Where they learnt the real use of their children:
2. Where they learnt to not trust their children:
3. Where they learnt to send mixed signals:
4. Where they learnt how to always win arguments:
5. Where they learnt to be selectively broke:
6. Where they learnt how to be paranoid:
7. Where they learnt the real reason for working out:
8. Where they learnt to tell this lie:
9. Where they learnt that gadgets are the enemy:
10. Where they learnt how to pronounce these words:
11. Where they learnt to be selectively generous:
12. Where they learnt to plan for the future:
13. Where they learnt to guilt trip you:
14. Where they learnt about demonic possession:
15. Where they learnt to hate rest:
