23 Of The Funniest Tweets About Red Flags

Last night, the men and women of Twitter decided to bare their minds and call out the red flags they look out for in people they were going to date. Some of the tweets were downright hilarious. Here are a few of them.

1. This guy that assigns red flags according to their geographical location

If she lives in ikorodu, Ikotun, Ejigbo, Ojokoro, Ayobo 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— J.E (@JIMILEHIN) September 1, 2021

2. Where is the lie?

If She has this cloth🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 pic.twitter.com/jRXNS5ggWa
— Big Deacon ⛪️ (@Bams_Jnr) September 1, 2021

3. This follows logic

If she uses glasses 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

She's definitely seeing other people.
— H. (@senor_hachi) September 1, 2021

4. Where is the lie?.

https://twitter.com/FuuckBenny/status/1433201112694263808?s=20

5. In fact, if she’s a tech sis

If she has “UX designer” in her bio 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Israel (@AfolabiISR) September 1, 2021

6. This person has been hurt before because this is too specific

if he's from Ibadan, lives in Bodija, wears nice cologne and is fine asf. 🚩🚩🚩🚩
— bubu 🫶 (@boosayor_) September 2, 2021

7. Somebody cannot appreciate you privately again?

If he is always commenting on your pictures in the DMs and not on the TL. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Nonyebillions (@TheNonye) September 1, 2021

8. This guy has somebody in mind, I’m sure.

If she can actually do that palliative dance excellently? 🚩🚩🙊🥴
— 🐘 (@TheGreyHunter) September 1, 2021

9. Hmmm.

https://twitter.com/madebycharles/status/1433185364060123145?s=20

10. This guy has obviously been tasting too much fuel.

If he doesn't taste fuel before putting it in generator 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩
— Wolfie 🐺 (@TheIgboWolf) September 1, 2021

11. Clear road for my king.

On your birthday, I send you 50k make you flex. On my birthday, you send me "It's your day! A king is born today"

🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Toyosi Godwin (@ToyosiGodwin) September 1, 2021

12. These women don’t have fear of God.

https://twitter.com/Ronke_kuss/status/1433180172224716802?s=20

13. Abuja men were found in the mud.

If he is Constantly looking for government contract 🚩🚩🚩
— here under duress. (@philosopheriffs) September 1, 2021

14. Our hand is not in this one oh

If she likes Beyonce

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— King Jukujúkú. (@iamKingJuke) September 1, 2021

15. If you know, you know.

If she’s an iMessage champion 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Paul Atreides (@bolu_ay) September 2, 2021

16. Many people are on this table

https://twitter.com/OjaySanya/status/1433192484008513537?s=20

17. One drag, several fall

If she drinks Baileys 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— B!G X ☔️ (@ExcelJoab) September 1, 2021

18. No matter the event, Arsenal fans must collect drag

If they support a club that has never won the Champions League 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Yomi Kazeem (@TheYomiKazeem) September 2, 2021

19. Then we have Pop Breeze over here

If she don't like the way I rrrrrr

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Νατε (@olobzjr) September 1, 2021

20. We’re not saying it’s true but…

Women, if he’s in the music industry 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— B!G X ☔️ (@ExcelJoab) September 1, 2021

21. If you want to steal, just say so.

If he's stingy with his t-shirts and any other clothing items 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
— Atarah 🌸 (@Aderinsola_O) September 2, 2021

22. Honourable mention

Peer pressure don make my guy use flag… wetin be this https://t.co/awxIBkSwUg
— ℤ𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕙𝕦! (@zee_zhu_) September 1, 2021

23. Again, run from tech sis.

If she knows how to code 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Why would a woman be learning Python if she’s not a snake?
— ibrahim.py (@def__ibrahim__) September 1, 2021

23 Of The Funniest Tweets About Red Flags

1. This guy that assigns red flags according to their geographical location

2. Where is the lie?

3. This follows logic

4. Where is the lie?.

5. In fact, if she’s a tech sis

6. This person has been hurt before because this is too specific

7. Somebody cannot appreciate you privately again?

8. This guy has somebody in mind, I’m sure.

9. Hmmm.

10. This guy has obviously been tasting too much fuel.

11. Clear road for my king.

12. These women don’t have fear of God.

13. Abuja men were found in the mud.

14. Our hand is not in this one oh

15. If you know, you know.

16. Many people are on this table

17. One drag, several fall

18. No matter the event, Arsenal fans must collect drag

19. Then we have Pop Breeze over here

20. We’re not saying it’s true but…

21. If you want to steal, just say so.

22. Honourable mention

23. Again, run from tech sis.

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23 Of The Funniest Tweets About Red Flags

1. This guy that assigns red flags according to their geographical location

2. Where is the lie?

3. This follows logic

4. Where is the lie?.

5. In fact, if she’s a tech sis

6. This person has been hurt before because this is too specific

7. Somebody cannot appreciate you privately again?

8. This guy has somebody in mind, I’m sure.

9. Hmmm.

10. This guy has obviously been tasting too much fuel.

11. Clear road for my king.

12. These women don’t have fear of God.

13. Abuja men were found in the mud.

14. Our hand is not in this one oh

15. If you know, you know.

16. Many people are on this table

17. One drag, several fall

18. No matter the event, Arsenal fans must collect drag

19. Then we have Pop Breeze over here

20. We’re not saying it’s true but…

21. If you want to steal, just say so.

22. Honourable mention

23. Again, run from tech sis.

About the Authors

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