The rainy season is here and it’s a mix of the good, the bad, and the ugly. Here are some people who are enjoying this weather, and some people who are definitely not having fun.
People who love it:
1) Couples.
This is the real weather for two. Sorry to all the single people out there.
2) NEPA.
They can finally be useless in peace because we have been conditioned to accept that rain = no light.
3) People who don’t wash their cars.
Finally, free car wash service from mother nature.
4) Umbrella sellers.
For obvious reasons.
5) Beverage sellers.
Because Nigerians and tea are like 5 and 6.
People who definitely aren’t having fun:
6) Lagosians.
Eko atlantis because our city is under water dears.
7) Single people.
I’m sorry guys. God will fight your battles in this cold weather.
8) People who want to get married.
Rain, rain, go away, come again another day.
9) Dry cleaners.
Me: Where are my clothes?
Dry cleaner:
10) People who don’t have cars.
I’m sorry guys. I really am. We are in this together.
