There are so many misconceptions about yeast infection. What people don’t know is that yeast infection can be a rising agent that is instrumental in their all-round growth. We tend to overlook these little things and they matter. How else do you think I went from being a bum genital artist on the streets of twitter to an editor and illustrator for Zikoko? Yes. Yeast infection. This article will you show you areas in your life that desperately needs a touch of yeast infection plus, it applies to both genders.
Disclaimer: This is a troll article and is strictly for entertainment purposes. Nothing said here is remotely true. If you have an actual yeast infection, kindly see a medical professional about it. That said, leggo!
1. In the bedroom
In the words of Agba, Konibaje baby. Yeast infection will have you spotting an erection faster than you can say “take Zikoko Quizzes.” Viagra who? You don’t need that when you have ample yeast infection to help your coitus device rise. To test this theory, take this Zikoko quiz now and after you’ve used yeast infection to note a mark up in your bedroom performance; How good are you in bed?
2. In your career
Are you tired of your boss yelling at you to rise up
3. In your kitchen
Yeast infection makes an amazing rising agent for baking. If your puff-puff or homemade banana bread isn’t rising, all it’s missing is a yeast infection. Just a dash here and there and you’d have ready snacks ready and perfectly done.
4. In your relationship with others
Honestly, I get it. Getting along with people can be very exhausting. They have expectations of you that are sometimes unrealistic and it can be quite overwhelming. I present to you the yeast infection deluxe. It will help you rise to the expectations of family members, friends, lovers and strangers. Yeast infection is the game-changer you need.
5. Rise to fame
Think of your favourite celebrity, ever wondered how they got to the top? It wasn’t just long hours, hard work, luck and opportunity, it was yeast infection. You are clearly on your way to stardom and you need an extra boost, yeast infection is the way to go. It’s like steroids but for rising. So, if you are a creative or an entrepreneur, kindly consider this option as a path to success.
If you want to know how to extract the yeast infection, tweet a request at Zikoko and I’ll make an instructional article.
