This lockdown extension has got us thinking about all the possible things that we can no longer do. Now, we just sit at home and wait for time to pass. It can be tiring. Here is a list of things we are sure a lot of Nigerians miss.
1. Elbowing people inside Danfo.
Or using bum-bum to shift them away from your side.
2. Spitting on the road.
Especially when the bus is in motion and you poke your head out the window and let that saliva go. Tueh!
3. Going to people’s house unannounced.
As per friendship that you both are.
4. Gatecrashing parties.
Any owambe is a goal. Just force your way in.
5. Not washing our hands.
And you will touch your face with the same hands.
6. Fighting on the street.
Just scatter everything.
7. Dipping our hands into people’s food.
Hands that you have not washed.
We hope that you have stopped doing these things now? Otherwise we will call Daddy Bubu and ask him to extend the lockdown.
