You took pity on a company and applied for a job and they rejected you? Don’t fear, here are seven ways to handle a rejection letter.
1) Close the laptop
It cannot be you they’re talking to you like the at. Best thing to do is just to close your laptop first and foremost. That way, if it’s a joke they have enough time to correct themselves.
2) Reject the rejection
You’re not they’re mate, do they know you’re a bad bitch? Send them an email rejecting their rejection.
3) Resume at the office the following day
The rejection was obviously a joke. Just resume the following day and start your new role. Who dares reject you?
4) Reject them back
Do they think they’re the only ones capable of rejection? Reject them back! Reply their rejection email with an email that you have rejected the company themselves.
5) Work for their competition
Now, the best way to deal with a rejection email is to work for their competition and then excel out of spite. Be the reason they run out of business.
6) Buy the company
Do they think you’re applying there because you need the money? No. You’re a certified bad bitch. Buy the company and let them know you were just trying to help their life before.
7) Take Zikoko quizzes
Life is too short to dwell on the fact that a company rejected you. Take some quizzes, find out what kind of sex toy you are, and continue your day. A Zikoko quiz will never reject you.
