“Cut soap for me” does not mean they should divide bathing soap for you. It can mean telling your friends about job opportunities, introducing them to things that benefit them.
It can also be a casual way to beg for good luck or a portion of someone’s destiny, like Jacob. If something good has never happened to you, here are 9 people you should beg for soap.
1. Elsa Majimbo
Elsa came from nowhere, eating crisps and laughing and we all just lost our collective minds. She took self-love to another level and omo, all I can say is soap of Elsa, locate me now!!
2. Sugar babies
Where una dey see this soap abeg? All of us would like to ball like you, don’t be stingy. If you give little you will earn in plenty. We don’t even want your glucose guardians number — but you can text me if you want to share, scroll down for my handle — just cut small soap for us abeg.
3. Trust fund kids
To be honest, I already know that this is a dead deal because how can generational wealth rise from nothing and still cut the soap? Anyway, it can start with me. Thanks and gohbless
4. People that have Anon
Every time, Anon sent you this. Anon bought you that. Anon said send your account number. It’s fine, who dey breet when life is working in your favour. Just a little soap so we too can find out own Anon
5. People that successfully moved out of this country.
I said successfully because many have tried and few have succeeded. You’re the one that should cut soap for us the most because how did you do it? In fact don’t answer, just dhl the soap, no need for long talk.
6. Her view, his view people
Y’all will not admit it but it is very okay to want love. Are you not tired of saying god when up and down? Better beg your relationship friends to cut soap for you
7. Scholars
Imagine not being the family disappointment, or imagine being a disappointment but smart. Omo what a dream.
8. BBN celebrities
All your fans do is try their hardest to make life easy for you, please we want. We too want to be pampered, just tell us who your plug is abeg. Small land, a couple of cars and dollars won’t be bad.
9. Buhari
Because I want to know how he scammed all of you into voting him in so he can just be chopping life.
