Sure, everyone wants to get a good deal on things like refrigerators and gadgets, but we think the following things should have a black Friday deal.
1) Nigeria
If Nigeria and everyone in it is put on sale, maybe we will finally have someone that knows how to fix this country buy it. I personally think 200 million naira is a good deal for this country. We need to sell ourselves so someone can help us.
2) Sardines
Sardines need to go on sale so we can close our eyes and pretend we are back in a time where sardines cost less than 300 naira. That was a good time.
3) Height
Not only should there be a discount on height, there should also be a promo offer. Buy three inches, get an inch free. There are a lot of people that will benefit from this deal. It will be the largest black Friday sale ever.
4) Shame
It’s possible that the price of shame has been so high, some people have been unable to afford it. A black Friday sale should encourage those that couldn’t afford the shame being sold in the market. Maybe then they will start acting like human beings.
5) Visa
Why have embassies not thought of giving a black Friday visa discount? Everyone deserves to post the welcome to a new dispensation meme.
6) Bitcoin
Why don’t they agree to sell 1 bitcoin for 100 naira during black Friday and allow it to rise during Cyber Monday? It doesn’t even have to be that long. They could even just reduce it for the hour. We don’t care how possible it is, but that’s what we want. A bitcoin black Friday. A BBF.
7) Degree
Degrees are so expensive. They also have the audacity to take so much time and energy. Why not automatically promote students during black Friday, or slash the cost of school fees in the coming session.
8) Data
If networks aren’t using straws to suck out our internet while we sleep, they are charging us ridiculous prices for data. Data price slash sales will save our pocket.
9) Sense
A lot of people clearly need sense, but since common sense is no longer common, they might have to search everywhere for it. If they’re unlucky, they find it for a very expensive price. A black Friday deal where sense is sold at 50 naira will prevent a lot of silly hot takes people are constantly exposed to.
