Summer is great everywhere. But Nigerian summer, aka the period where the rainy season rests and assembly-singing children are on break terrorising their parents, is the best.
So we want to help you keep it that way. We can confirm these blockers of enjoyment will try to kill your summer ginger.
The heat
You: Excitedly making hangout plans because the rains have finally reduced.
The heat:
Children
Sure, you’ll get a break from early morning assembly songs, but guess where the noise and mischief go? Your house. If you have kids or younger siblings, take heart.
Your account balance
To be honest, only people with healthy bank accounts will even try to leave their house for any kind of enjoyment. Where do you want to go with ₦1k?
Your job
Unless you want to take sick leave all through the summer, where do you want to drop your boss and those one million deliverables?
Nigerian parents
If you still live with your Nigerian parents, just cast and bind every thought of enjoyment because it won’t work. Now, go and wash plates.
Nigeria
You: “I just wanna relax and unplug from any kind of stress this month.”
NEPA, the economy and your local bread seller:
Finally, once more, the heat
Sunkissed really starts becoming sunburnt.
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