After more drama than the entire Telemundo channel put together, Rotimi Amaechi has been sworn in as the Federal Minister of Transportation. Congratulations to him but we are interested in how to get our own. That’s why Zikoko has put together this strong manual on how to achieve success in 14 easy steps using Rotimi Amaechi as a template. Get ready to learn. Your success is around the corner!
1. Remember to be diligent for your boss.
Some people are not serious – too lazy or proud to do simple tasks. Don’t be one of them. Even if it means carrying microphone for your boss when he’s making a speech you wrote and he doesn’t understand, keep at it. That’s how it starts.2. And laugh with your enemies.
Laughter won’t kill you. Doesn’t the Bible say you should bless your enemies? It doesn’t matter if your enemy is your oga’s wife or his side chick, my friend open your mouth and laugh. Sometimes you’re laughing at them but it doesn’t matter as long as you’re laughing.3. Even when they can’t count.
I mean, how is 16 greater than 19? Sometimes, your boss miscalculates. No one is above mistake. Sometimes, they miscalculate your salary and only pay you 50% of what you agreed. Sometimes, they miscalculate the days of the month and only pay you once every 8 months. No vex, no one is above mistake.4. And want to cheat you of your inheritance
NO, HOW IS SIXTEEN GREATER THAN NINETEEN? To be honest, I don’t really know. Sometimes, you will face injustice and ignore. Sometimes, you will react. But make sure the mathematics is on your side. Better that you don’t make mistake in your own calculation too.5. Praise God in everything
Don’t forget to add shoki to your praise. The devil hates shoki. Go to a good church and dance your wahala away. There is a blessing in the dance, abi how do pastors normally say it.6. Do any job you are given very well, you never know where it will end up!
No comment.7. Don’t let your past disturb you
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